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 Posted - January 04 2003 : 8:48:50 PM
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God Loves Blondes
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> A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone
> bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she
> decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me.
> I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose
> my
> house as well. Please let me win the Lotto." Lotto night comes, and
> somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the
> Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as
> well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she
> prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my
> house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for
> help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win
> the
> Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly
> there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is
> overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on
> this... Buy a ticket"
What I am today is God's gift to me.
What I make of myself, is my gift to Him.
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Samf
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 Posted - January 05 2003 : 10:27:29 PM
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Oh, that Harry!!
Pretty dang cute!
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