All Forums  E - COFFEE HOUSE  COFFEE SHOP CHATTER  God Loves Blondes

Note: You must be registered in order to post a reply.
To register, click here. Registration is FREE!

Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by n/a[/i] [br]God Loves Blondes > > A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone > bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she > decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. > I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose > my > house as well. Please let me win the Lotto." Lotto night comes, and > somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the > Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as > well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she > prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my > house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for > help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win > the > Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly > there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is > overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on > this... Buy a ticket" What I am today is God's gift to me. What I make of myself, is my gift to Him. [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.